Lmaooo I can’t
I’m out. For real. CRINE
CRINE. I cannot
the only boys i need in my life:
- michael (kors)
- christian (dior/louboutin)
- jimmy (choo)
- louis (vuitton)
- tommy (hilfiger)
- yves (saint-laurent)
- giorgio (armani)
- louis-francois (cartier)
the only boys yall can afford
|police officer:||you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest|
|me:||whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:|
|police officer:||haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook|
ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Laying it down Stone Cold style.
This man is the fucking best. So much respect.
I loved him as a kid and love him even more for this!
I seriously read this whole damn thing in his voice… *opens and bangs 2 can beers together and chugs*
Beating it up in the dark
This was pretty fuckin hot
So was the pussy that good he needed the condom to keep from nutting fast?
someone finally noticed that.
i cannot WAIT for the day that i can take my man out places with my own money and buy him things and surprise him
fuck a ” no he gotta ask me out”
if i got money and you wanna go out, i’m gonna take you out
everyone’s significant other deserves that, man or woman